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memewhore:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god

smugsbunny2:

niconiconomicon:

drake is a vampire for halloween, drakeula

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His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

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ur followers are thirsty today :^)